Friday, February 16, 2007

More quizes and things

You Are Most Like Carrie!

You're quirky, flirty, and every guy's perfect first date.
But can the guy in question live up to your romantic ideal?
It's tough for you to find the right match - you're more than a little picky.
Never fear... You've got a great group of friends and a
great closet of clothes, no matter what!


Romantic prediction: You'll fall for someone this year...

Totally different from any guy you've dated.

Quizes and things

Ok im a sucker for a good quiz...
I did these interesting ones.
Your Eyes Should Be Brown
Your eyes reflect: Depth and wisdom
What's hidden behind your eyes: A tender heart




Your True Love's Name Is



Brian K.


Your Boobies' Names Are...

Thelma and Louise
Your Seduction Style: Sweet Talker

Your seduction technique can be summed up with "charm"
You know that if you have the chance to talk to someone...
Well, you won't be talking for long! ;-)

You're great at telling potential lovers what they want to hear.
Partially, because you're a great reflective listener and good at complementing.
The other part of your formula? Focusing your conversation completely on the other person.


Your "sweet talking" ways have taken you far in romance - and in life.
You can finess your way through any difficult situation, with a smile on your face.
Speeding tickets, job interviews... bring it on! You truly live a *charmed life*

Thursday, February 15, 2007

20 little known facts about Amber

1.) I have a cleaning OCD. (obsessive Compulsive disorder)
2.) I don't tan. (I burn, peel and go Lilly white again)
3.) I'm a true romantic deep down.
4.) I LOVE Andrew Lloyd Webber musicals.
5.) My left boob is smaller than my right one.
6.) I HATE hair! (shave from the neck down... EVERYTHING!)
7.) I find it hard to breath through my nose.
8.) I lost my virginity at 18 years old.
9.) I loooooooove butterfly's!
10.) I understand men better than women.
11.) I'm a perfectionist.
12.) I refuse to EVER wear high heels...(wedges are fine)
13.) I'm always attracted to men i know are bad for me. (Its my victim mentality)
14.) I have been on several different kinds of antidepressants.
15.) I have been overweight since i was 15. (100+kilos)
16.) I'm a bling baby. (if it shines, its mine)
17.) I hate kids aged 5-9yrs old... (they're annoyingly whiney)
18.) I hate sitting in a dim lit room. (unless clubbing it)
19.) I cant see long distance.
20.) I cant lie to a friend.

Tuesday, February 06, 2007

Ambers Anti isms

What do i hate? What do i loathe?
Here it is, all out in the open for everyone to know.

In people?
I hate selfish people. I hate people who think they are better than everyone else. I hate inconsiderate people. I hate people who bitch about someone to everyone else without telling the problem to the person they're bitchin about. I hate any kind of abusive natured person. I hate people who are egotistical. I hate people who think money is more important than life. I hate people who are rude. I hate not getting a reply back from a message,txt or e-mail. Otherwise, I'm pretty easy going.

In situations?
Waiting in long lines at supermarket cause stingy owner wont pay for more staff. Being given the run around by big companies. being on hold for half my life. the water shortage. When a condom breaks. When your horny and you get your period. When i accidentaly hurt someone or something. When someone cries. When someone dies. When someone lies. When someone cheats. When I'm hungry and i cant be assed cooking so i starve. when its hot and I'm sweating. When my favourite shoes break. When i am one dress size away from my dream outfit. The fact that fat clothes are more expensive. (c'mon they don't use THAT much more material) When i need to fart and someones around, so i hold it in and i get a tummy ache. Gastro. Being sick. Being tired. When you love someone more than they love you. When he is good looking but has a small dick. When i see a bargain but am broke till next week.

Things?
spiders. Snakes. Some breeds of dogs (ie: rotti, doberman,etc..) Kangaroos. Flies. Ants. Prickles. Muggy weather. Petrol prices. warm beverages. Greasy food. brussell sprouts.

Tv or movies and music?
Smallville. The O.C. Laguna beach. Home and away. Dancing with the stars. Any form of sport. the Olympics. Home renovations. All the shitty legal sitcoms. Slipknot. Megadeath. Linkin park. System of a down. Pearl jam. Adam brandt (and other wanky country and westerns) Metallica.

Sunday, February 04, 2007

compatibility?

Aries - March 21 – April 21
Most Compatible: Leo and Sagittarius
Somwhat: Taurus, Gemini, Pisces and Aquarius
Least: Cancer - too sensitive and too emotional
Libra - vacillating, lacks imagination, fun and daring
Capricorn - unimaginative and too conservative
Neutral: Virgo and Scorpio



Taurus - April 21 – May 21
Most Compatible: Virgo and Capricorn
Somewhat: Gemini, Cancer, Pisces and Aries
Least: Aquarius - lacks stability
Leo - self-absorbed, authoritative
Scorpio - manipulative, not open or direct
Neutral: Libra and Sagittarius




Gemini May 21 – June 21
Most Compatible: Libra and Aquarius
Somewhat: Cancer, Leo, Aries and Taurus
Least: Virgo - strict, hard to satisfy
Sagittarius - unable to relax, like yourself
Pisces - negative outlooks, self-absorbed
Neutral: Scorpio and Capricorn




Cancer - June 21 – July 21
Most Compatible: Scorpio and Pisces
Somewhat: Leo, Virgo, Taurus and Gemini
Least: Aries - insensitive, arrogant
Libra - not serious enough
Capricorn - too simple, unrefined
Neutral: Sagittarius and Aquarius




Leo - July 21 – August 21
Most Compatible: Sagittarius and Aries
Somewhat: Virgo, Libra, Gemini and Cancer
Least: Scorpio - too scheming
Aquarius - unsubstantial, unengaged
Taurus - stubborn, placid
Neutral: Pisces and Capricorn




Virgo - August 21 – September 21
Most Compatible: Capricorn and Taurus
Somewhat: Libra, Scorpio, Leo and Cancer
Least: Sagittarius - unreliable
Pisces - gloomy, sullen, moody
Gemini - impractical, inconsistent
Neutral: Aquarius and Aries




Libra - September 21 – October 21
Most Compatible Signs: Aquarius and Gemini
Somewhat: Scorpio, Sagittarius, Leo and Virgo
Least: Aries - domineering, impatient
Capricorn - lacks imagination, ordinary, dull
Cancer - overly protective
Neutral: Pisces and Taurus




Scorpio - October 21 – November 21
Most Compatible: Pisces and Cancer
Somewhat: Sagittarius, Capricorn, Virgo and Libra
Least: Aquarius - detached and impersonal
Taurus - clash of wills
Leo - overly dramatic and arrogant
Neutral: Aries and Gemini




Sagittarius November – December 21
Most Compatible: Aries and Leo
Somewhat: Capricorn, Aquarius, Libra and Scorpio
Least: Pisces - too introverted
Gemini - scattered, lacks depth
Virgo - narrow-minded, fussy
Neutral: Taurus and Cancer




Capricorn - December 21 – January 21
Most Compatible: Taurus and Virgo
Somewhat: Aquarius, Pisces, Scorpio and Sagittarius
Least: Aries - impulsive, erratic
Cancer - depressing
Libra - dramatic, lacks sincerity
Neutral: Gemini and Leo




Aquarius - January 21 – February 21
Most Compatible: Gemini and Libra
Somewhat: Sagittarius, Capricorn, Pisces and Aries
Least: Taurus - very habit oriented
Leo - too demanding
Scorpio - too possessive
Neutral: Cancer and Virgo




Pisces - February 21 – March 21
Most Compatible: Cancer and Scorpio
Somewhat: Capricorn, Aquarius, Aries and Taurus
Least: Gemini - too nervous and high strung
Virgo - dull
Sagittarius - too impulsive
Neutral: Leo and Libra

my traits??

General behavior:
Aquarians in general come in two different types: shy, and lively. Both are strong-willed and honest. Your thoughts are orderly and you plan your life in a systematic manner. Sometimes you are aggressive and loud. You are unprejudiced and can see other's points of views.

You are serious, but you can also be funny with a dry sense of humor. You are also logical and intelligent. There are times when you feel the need to withdraw from people and be alone for a while, which causes some people to think that you are a loner. But, while you are alone, you enjoy meditating. Aquarians are usually gifted in drama. You are very independent and rarely go along with the crowd.

Romantic behavior:
You are romantic and idealistic and tend to put your beloved on a pedestal. However, if things don't go as planned the consequent disillusionment gives rise to much unhappiness. You are usually faithful and loyal, but occasionally you behave quite opposite. When the opposite sex is concerned, you must learn to keep a low key. Over-activity or misplaced trust can lead to a trouble.

You are advised to go slow when you are not sure; it is better than regretting the consequences at leisure.

Important Information on Aquarians

Good career choices for you are:

Photographer
Electronics Operator
Pilot
Writer
Teacher
Actor

You are prone to leg problems and nervous system difficulties.
Your ruling planet: Uranus.
The water barer is associated with Aquarius.
Your lucky color: Turquoise.
Your lucky gemstone : Turquoise.
Your lucky numbers : 2, 3, 7.

So whats in store for me this year?

This year, idealistic Aquarius shines brightly. You truly are a visionary with a high sense of purpose and an advanced way of thinking. It will be very easy for you to express your individuality and altruistic ideals. New opportunities will arise to express your true feelings and perceptions in ways that increase your confidence.

You will find that you have unique ways of earning money this year. You will be able to bring your visionary ideals to a personal level and attract tangible rewards that benefit your value system. Take on a more imaginative way of expressing yourself.

You may choose to experiment with different lifestyles this year. You have a tremendous drive for independence and don't like to work for other people as much as having your own business, so you may be motivated to think about how to manifest a new business. Your career may take on more of a passionate way of using your intuitive abilities to get to the inner meaning of things. Your efforts will allow new resources to evolve in your life and lead to the greater good.

You will also likely be concerned with changing your physical environment. In love relationships this year, you will be very energetic and may very well attract a flamboyant and energetic significant other. Your magnetic personality will bring you a good match who will be equally giving and excited to have a whirlwind of passion, love and joy in life.

LOVE: You love going out on the town, and you need to be seen in order to feel connected with others. You have a very demonstrative and affectionate nature, and this year you will need to be where people go to escape the more serious realms of critical thinking.

You may overwhelm others who aren't inclined toward enjoying the theatrical expression of their emotions. You need to be surrounded by people who value your playfulness and self-expression. You are at your best when you drop your concern for others' opinions and relax into being yourself.

You will experience a need to express yourself clearly and energetically to make sure your needs are met this year. You are very loyal in your one-on-one partnership and expect the same in return. You enjoy all the enthusiasm in your love life and find that you can't live without this special person who brings you so much excitement and wonder.

You may be somewhat of a dreamer and romanticize emotions, yet your dreams may reflect truths when you are in tune to your higher awareness.
You love travel and are likely to take many journeys. Around autumn, you are excited by a harmonious relationship and find that what's nice on your own is especially nice with another.

In marriage, you will have the chance to balance your energy. You easily share your sensitive and caring nature, which is very devoted and loyal. You value kindness above all else, based on the foundation you likely had growing up in a calm and beneficial home environment. You have a strong need to share your philosophy of life with someone who has emotional sensitivity in the subconscious realms. Buckle your seatbelt, Aquarius!

Ready for Prince or Princess Charming? Make 2007 a fairy-tale year

What do i crave?

Yes i have many relationships -- the real prize, though, is in finding that perfect one. I love to give pleasure, in keeping with My altruistic and philanthropic spirit. Also tend to seek agreement in my friendly and harmonious way, a real boon in the give and take of partnership.

A progressive nonconformist is a blessing to me, and if you can give me the space I crave, even better. The key to real passion for me, however, is in connecting with a lover who can make vulnerability safe for me.
Im so often busy caring for the masses that I forget about myself!

A lover who can help me get in touch with my innermost feelings and teach me to put the analyzing aside will tap into a torrent of emotion waiting to be released. My ideal soul mate is an Einstein with lots of soul.

I often believe that my way is the best way, so it's no surprise that i'd be interested in a lover who mirrors many of my own good qualities. Social interactions and the ability to dazzle the masses for a good cause are near and dear to the my heart, and a helpmate in these areas is my just reward.

An open-minded and flexible person, one willing to explore boundless horizons, will also help me reach new heights. A lover who exhibits warmth and understanding can fill a key void in my life, and if they also embrace the beauty of sharing, the relationship could go very far.

Unconventional yet innovative, a charmer who can wow a crowd and draws great strength from the partner at their side. My cup runneth over when i am in the company of a passionate and committed soul. The mental fireworks which will surely ensue are a sight to behold!

What am i like?

I am a humanitarian that wants to make the world a better place in which to live through my revolutionary thoughts and ideas. I am creative, innovative, original, and a progressive thinker – visionary.

I have a keen intellect and an ability to think “out of the box”. Creative, original and non-conformist, sometimes considered eccentric. While broadminded, I am quite fixed in my opinions (consistent with the Fixed energy) and can be impatient with those who disagree with me.
Also tend to have many friends and acquaintances.


Positive Characteristics:
Humanitarian
Inventive
Creative
Artistic
Individualistic
Original
Progressive
Independent
Tolerant
Logical
Intellectual
Altruistic

Negative Characteristics:
Temperamental
Cold
Eccentric
Radical
Impersonal
Rebellious
Unpredictable
Fixed in opinions
Shy

Whats with that tattoo?


Aquarius tattoos may symbolize friendship or an image the conveys caring, such as a heart.By nature, Aquarians are both forgiving and full of charm. Because they are also calm, a likely color choice for Aquarius tattoos is light blue and an image may be that of water. Coincidentally, this is also one of the Aquarius colors which, along with gray, make up the hues associated with this astrological sign.


The dandelion, which is one of the official plants of the Aquarius, also makes a popular tattoo choice for women.The official symbol for Aquarius is the water-bearer, who is shown pouring water from a container. If an Aquarius is looking for an exact recreation of their astrology sign, they can select from magazine clippings, internet images or may be able to provide their tattoo artist with a sketch. These will all provide valuable inspiration for a tattoo artist, who can often accommodate images that are brought in by a customer.


There's no better way to customize a tattoo than by choosing a design separate from the standard images offered at most tattoo studios.Did you know that Aquarians are creative? As a result, they make terrific artists and entrepreneurs. Because they are known dreamers, those that carry the Aquarius traits are often thinking of the future and how to reach their dreams. Therefore, popular Aquarius tattoos may also include images that depict a certain goal or hope for the future, a destination yet to be traveled or a dream yet to be fulfilled.Most people want to highlight their most positive characteristics, which comes to life through their choice of tattoos.


Aquarians have a number of positive traits, including their humanitarianism, their creative and artistic notion, the fact that they are not afraid to be unique and original and the trait of being tolerant and well educated. Traits that tend to be less desirable, but are often known to be present in Aquarians, include their temper, the fact that they can become rebellious and are often unpredictable.


I have a small tattoo of a butterfly on my right shoulder.

Why?

Because when i broke up with my fiancee of four years (after finding him in bed with a 15 year old girl) i went out with all this pain and frustration and felt it released when i got my tattoo.


It represents to me a new beginning.

A new life.

Changing from a little wormy Caterpillar into a beautiful free butterfly.

Carefree, and flighty.

So you wanna sex me?

Here's basically a profile about my sexuality.

Your sexuality is steady, yet unorthodox. You are experimental and love the unorthodox and the unusual in sexual encounters, which you often undergo, for you are not afraid to follow your desires.

Ruled by Uranus, the unconventional god of the sky, you always aim high and wild, although your co-ruler, Saturn, the god of karma and restriction, usually keeps your feet firmly on the ground.

An unconventional nature makes you impatient with less adventurous souls, while your powerful intellect propels you into original thought and desire to take things to the limit in unusual directions.

Your sex-drive is not unduly strong, yet your need to explore and be stimulated sometimes gives others the impression that your desires are rampant! Be that as it may, you are open to all forms of experimentation (in the search for new knowledge) and the field of sexuality and relationships is no exception. You are attracted to partners with interesting and unconventional minds (and bodies) and if their sexuality is unconventional, well you'll play along at least until you've extracted a new chapter for your own personal x-files..

You are a sucker for anything that breaks new ground. You are however able to view your body's activities in quite a detached light, something that partners find difficult to understand. Admirers should be aware of your need for experimentation and, from time to time, need for solitude to recharge your batteries.
Here is a chart for sexual compatibility for long term... the higher the column, the better!